[it’s where you could find me when you couldn’t find me anywhere else]

..ang kotong at konyat.. (bow)

respondent no. 1:

“yung kotong saka konyat, iisa lang yun.”

“eh anuh nga yun?”

“basta! tanong mo sa iba…”

(di ma-explain eah!)

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respondent no. 2:

“huh? kotong ba? diba yun yung nanghihingi ng pera?”

“di ko alam. aquh nga nagtatanong eah..”

“like yung mga pulis na nangongotong.”

“ahh. so, pag sinabing nangongotong yung mga pulis, pwede rin sabihing nangkokonyat sila?”

“hahahahahaha!”

(weird naman nun!)

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respondent no 3:

“sus! kotong lang weh, di pah alam.”

“anuh nga?”

“kotong? edi konyat!”

“eh anuh yung konyat?”

“edi kotong! talaga to. hahaha!”

(isa pang weirdo. amf.)

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respondent no. 4:

“kotong is batok.”

“haaaa?!”

“huh?”

(anuh daw yun? isang body part ba ang kotong?)

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respondent no. 5:

“kotong? hmmm..”

“please give me a good answer. yung matino… please~!”

“okay. yung kotong ay isang uri ng pananakit sa isang tao o hayop o bagay.”

“panung pananakit naman yun?”

“ha? edi kinokotongan mo! tsk3!”

(matino na sana weh!)

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respondent no. 6:

“ahm. kinokotongan ay binabatukan.”

“ahh. binabangasan?”

“hahaha! pwede… pwede… pero not exactly.”

“eh yung konyat?”

“pambabatok din yun.”

(sus! yun lang pala yun! linchak n yan!)

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ang baluga kasi ni Mr. Villas eh~! ayaw pa kasing sabihin kung anuh yung kotong saka konyat. xete~! pero in fairness naman, may natutunan akong bagong words… hahaha~!

xete talagah~!

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3 responses

  1. evil_clown

    wahahaha!!!… talagang nilagay mo dito yan ha… ok sige minsan… explain ko sayo, whats the real meaning ng kotong & konyat…. bibigyan kita ng sample… my iba-ibang porma kasi sa kamay yan eh… kung pano mo gagawin… bwahahahahahaha!!!!… peace!…

    December 30, 2008 at 4:21 AM

    • Eyen

      help!!! meron din sa akin nag papahirap nyan e.. actually nag sesearch ako ano yung konyat dahil sa lalake na yun… sabihin mo naman sa akin ano yung ibig sabihin ng konyat.. plss plsss plss… 😥

      November 9, 2012 at 9:52 AM

  2. ..wala.. ang ehwan muh lang talagah kausap.. hehehe.. :)) ..hindi aquh tumitino dahil xau wehh.. :))

    December 30, 2008 at 7:25 PM

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